For several generations of teen girls, Ellen Ripley was the ultimate shero. Stuck in space with a ravenous monster and nothing but her wits, Ripley single-handedly survives the carnage, defeats the relentless terror and heads for home. Or does she? This suspenseful classic sci-fi horror movie is one of the American Film Institute’s 100 Best Films of All Time. Scary good!
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After his wife’s death, creepy surgeon Arthur lives an isolated life with his mother and daughter in an equally creepy mansion out in the boonies. Lucille,the hottie daughter, is a dreamer who feels terminally trapped with her dysfunctional relatives. Desperate to escape, she screws up suicide and suffers terrible burns, requiring around-the-clock nursing to convalesce. [...]
Processed cheese-food all the way. If this one sounds like a really bad softcore skinflick, it’s because it is a really bad softcore skinflick. But, (there is always a but), this one is so unbelievably bad, it’s funny, a complete riot after a couple of three or four beers. If Ed Wood had survived into [...]
Quality cheese! This is what REAL hokey 70’s dykesploitation films are all about, kids. In Vampyros Lesbos you have hot stripper dykes, pretty ingénues trapped in mental wards, psychedelic nude frolicking, lots of bloody screams and plenty of screamy blood, and a super-hottie vampire countess running around in a bikini and putting the moves on [...]
Possibly the kinkiest crazybitch in history is the Countess Elizabeth Bathory, a 16th-century nutjob who believed that soaking in a bathtub full of the blood of beautiful young women would keep her forever young and beautiful. What if… the spa treatments really work, and Liz walks among us today?
Michelle is tough and street-wise, Marie is shy and naive. Together they escape form the loony bin and join the circus. A typical Jean Rollin film, minus zombies and vampires. Or are they really all just zombies and vamps in regular clothes – who’s to say what is real and what is simply in our [...]
“They’re young. They’re in love. They kill men.” How could you not love a slice of dykesploitation cheese with a tagline like that? Wanda and Pearle support themselves by hustling rich guys and then offing them. But the pension plan for that job sucks, and what the girls really want is a normal life with [...]