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For several generations of teen girls, Ellen Ripley was the ultimate shero. Stuck in space with a ravenous monster and nothing but her wits, Ripley single-handedly survives the carnage, defeats the relentless terror and heads for home. Or does she? This suspenseful classic sci-fi horror movie is one of the American Film Institute’s 100 Best Films of All Time. Scary good!
Films in the ‘Horror’ Category
Alien (The Director’s Cut)
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Posted in Action, Classics, Horror, Sci-Fi, Strong Women, Suspense 
Tags: alien, Classics, horror, intense, monster, Ripley, Sci-Fi, shero, Sigourney Weaver, space, strong women, survival, terror 
No Comments »Alucarda
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Long before Carrie, these witchy girls get very, very bloody. Are they really in league with the devil, or just reflecting the craziness around them?
Bandaged
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After his wife’s death, creepy surgeon Arthur lives an isolated life with his mother and daughter in an equally creepy mansion out in the boonies. Lucille,the hottie daughter, is a dreamer who feels terminally trapped with her dysfunctional relatives. Desperate to escape, she screws up suicide and suffers terrible burns, requiring around-the-clock nursing to convalesce. [...]
Posted in Horror, Suspense Tags: bandaged, cloistered upbringing, creepy mansion, domineering father, gothic, horror, nurse, plastic surgery, suicide, suspense No Comments »Carmilla: The Lesbian Vampire
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Possibly the worst movie ever made, certainly the worst lesbian vampire movie ever made. Honestly, the best thing about this movie is the boxshot. This is so unbelievably bad it does not even qualify as funny Dykesploitation or Processed Cheese Food – it is simply indigestible, unwatchable crap. We include it here only to serve [...]
Posted in Dykesploitation, Horror Tags: boring, dykesploitation, processed cheese-food, really bad, really really bad, vampire, zombie No Comments »Eternal
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Possibly the kinkiest crazybitch in history is the Countess Elizabeth Bathory, a 16th-century nutjob who believed that soaking in a bathtub full of the blood of beautiful young women would keep her forever young and beautiful. What if… the spa treatments really work, and Liz walks among us today?
Posted in Horror Tags: beauty, bloodlust, eternal, eternal life, history, horror, murder, serial killer, true story No Comments »Girlfriends
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“They’re young. They’re in love. They kill men.” How could you not love a slice of dykesploitation cheese with a tagline like that? Wanda and Pearle support themselves by hustling rich guys and then offing them. But the pension plan for that job sucks, and what the girls really want is a normal life with [...]
Posted in Dark Comedy, Dykesploitation, Horror, Suspense Tags: Buddy Night, cheese, Comedy, dykesploitation, girlfriends, horror, murder, prostitution, serial killers, sociopath, suspense, welfare moms No Comments »Make A Wish
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Lesbians love camping! In this comic send-up of the classic slasher flick, Susan and her exes get more than they bargained for when they head out to the woods for Susan’s birthday-bash campout. Cheesy, screamy Buddy Movie Night fun.
Posted in Comedy, Horror Tags: birthday, Buddy Night, campfire, camping, cheating, cheese, Comedy, exes, horror, serial killer, slasher, tents No Comments »Mistress of Seduction
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Processed cheese-food all the way. If this one sounds like a really bad softcore skinflick, it’s because it is a really bad softcore skinflick. But, (there is always a but), this one is so unbelievably bad, it’s funny, a complete riot after a couple of three or four beers. If Ed Wood had survived into [...]
Posted in Dykesploitation, Horror Tags: Buddy Night, cheese, dykesploitation, horror, processed cheese-food, vampires No Comments »Pocahauntus
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C’mon now, you gotta love the title. And that brand of cornball humor runs strong in this campy horror movie, a modern slice of cheesy fun that will have you laughing throughout. Buddy Night Movie!
Posted in Comedy, Dark Comedy, Horror Tags: Buddy Night, cheese, Comedy, Dark Comedy, ghosts, haunting, horror, native americans, revenge No Comments »Resident Evil
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Marilyn Manson worked on the soundtrack, so it\’s no surprise that Resident Evil is best enjoyed by headbangers, goth guys, and PlayStation junkies. Like the interactive game it\’s based on, this horr
Resident Evil – Apocalypse
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2002\’s popular video-game-derived hit Resident Evil didn\’t inspire confidence in a sequel, but Resident Evil: Apocalypse defies odds and surpasses expectations. It\’s a bigger, better, action-packed
The Escapees
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Michelle is tough and street-wise, Marie is shy and naive. Together they escape form the loony bin and join the circus. A typical Jean Rollin film, minus zombies and vampires. Or are they really all just zombies and vamps in regular clothes – who’s to say what is real and what is simply in our [...]
Posted in Horror Tags: carnival, crazy, death, escape, escapees, friendship, horror, lunatic asylum, pickpockets, traveling show, trust No Comments »Vampyros Lesbos
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Quality cheese! This is what REAL hokey 70’s dykesploitation films are all about, kids. In Vampyros Lesbos you have hot stripper dykes, pretty ingénues trapped in mental wards, psychedelic nude frolicking, lots of bloody screams and plenty of screamy blood, and a super-hottie vampire countess running around in a bikini and putting the moves on [...]
Posted in Dykesploitation, Foreign, Horror, Vintage Tags: bloodlust, Buddy Night, campy, cheese, dyskeploitation, erotic, Foreign, horror, lesbos, psychedelic, vampires, vampyros, vintage No Comments »
